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05/18/03

Anime Sucks is back: bigger, badder, and full of more trash talking goodness! So I was thinking about anime the other day, and it occured to me that maybe anime isn't so bad after all. You've got emotional depth from the highly dramatic to the joyous, from frustration to wordly wisdom. And let's not forget the heart-warming romance,the educational value, riveting action, and cute and cuddly characters. But calling people "ho's" is not the extent of their friendly and witty dialogue, as can be evidenced by their creative poetry. Hmm, come to think of it, anime still sucks.

 
 

04/13/02

I didn't make this, but I did steal it all by myself.

 

03/26/02

Ahh, the many intellectually stimulating facets of anime.

 

03/13/02

Some damn deaf Canadian white guy was all bombarding me with his ^.^ smileys. When are these guys going to realize they are not fucking Japanese schoolgirls? Stop putting on the Sailor Scout miniskirts, the "tee-hee-hees" and the ^.^ smileys. Open your god damn eyes, round eye! I am not even going to get into how ^.^ is a smiley for freaking GIRLS because Japs think chicks with small mouths are cool (^_^ is for guys, but if you're a round eye, cut that shit out -- you'll run into walls).

 
 

03/03/02Boingy boingy boingy boingy....So that's why people like it when Japs bow all the time. "Oh, they so polite!"

This is what most anime is about -- yeah, I got your cultural efflorescence right here.

 


02/28/02

The vast majority of anime geeks will only watch 'fan-subbed' stuff because obviously, shit that isn't in Japanese is un-American. I'm not a Nazi, but I play one on TV when geeks pelt me with their hypocrisy. Some fag called "Sorata-kun" (You aren't allowed in the japanophile club if your name is Bob) says to me, "Oh, boo hoo, I am Christian and I follow the cross and I follow all laws, you people who download mp3s are evil, Satan is going to assrape you, blaa blah." All the while he is trading his illegally stolen, illegally fansubbed, and illegally distributed anime. Hey geekboy, which part of the Berne Convention are you not understanding?

 

  

02/26/02

Oh my god, it's the zombie from Resident Evil!!

 
 

02/25/02

This is the grand opening of Anime Sucks. I don't have anything to say right now, so blow off.

 

 

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