World hunger? Human rights? Ahh, to be Japanese and be preoccupied with such stupid things.

 

The mystery of Britney Spears's breasts? How about this chick? It's the exact same one as this!

 

I'm not exactly sure how you 'protect' someone with tits, unless it's to stick their face between 'em in a snowstorm, Han Solo style.

 

From washboard to watermelons in 1 episode or less, or your money back!