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If the anime itself wasn't bad enough, there's the people who are into it. I'm not just talking about psychotics like Tsutomu Miyazaki, who are so obsessed with crap cartoons that they have no lust for adult women -- or all those hikikomori freaks who are afraid to go outside and deal with actual 3D people; nah, just think about your average anime geek. |
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Does he look like this?
Main Entry: ho·mo·sex·u·al
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Liar. |
Does she look like this?
Main Entry: cel·lu·lite |
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Now I'm not exactly GQ material myself, but I don't take my pants off and go out in public to jiggle my folds either. For an example of their thought processes, here's a post I stole off some anime freak's site: |
"Heh, no, I don't think that I'm an otaku. While I do spend a majority of my money on anime, and anime is one of my largest interests, and when I do talk to people, it is usually anime, it's not the only thing in my life.."
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It ain't just in Egypt. |
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So I was minding my own business, when someone sent me this fun post from some anime freak page:
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| "Is any girl interested in seeing Audition and Dead or Alive with me in L.A. tonight? I'll pay for the tickets. You just need the car. I was going to ask Usagi, but she told me Peacecraft was working. So any one else? The rules are: 1)You have to be legal and 2)You can not be fat[My definition of fat is over 180 lbs.]" | ||
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I find it humorous that some "otaku" who is more than likely just as blubbery and has even less appeal to three dimensional beings has such standards. He is, as an anime geek, posting on an anime geek board. What is he expecting, Katie Holmes?
Then there's all the folks you can't even understand. They feel the need to randomly insert words like "sugoi!" "kawaii!" "ne?" and "tora tora tora!" all over normal English conversation, despite the fact that they are corn-fed descendents of Vikings from the midwest. For example, some whitie from Idaho will say something like "Sugoi! That kawaii neko just laid a kakkoii turd!" Uh, what? Normal American people can't understand them, nor can normal Japanese people. It's some kind of secret voodoo japanophile language that only fellow anime geeks can understand. I'm not Japanese and neither are you, so let's cut the nippontalk and stick to good 'ol ebonics.
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Here's a few examples of people who are not Japanese:
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Cracka ass cracka.
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Honktastic.
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Most of these anime geeks are such crackers, you could squirt cheese whiz on them and serve them at parties. You don't see Japanese people donning six gallon hats, sixguns, and hairy butts so they can interject phrases like "y'all," "tobaccy," and "Gee Billy Joe Ray, I didn't know she was my sister," so why is the reverse considered normal, acceptable behavior? |
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