A lot of people think anime's about child pornography. That's not true at all. It's also about dog sex, tentacle rape, inflatable breasts, mommy-daughter fingering, and maid fetishes.

     "Hentai" is Japanese for 'I'm a sorry, sick ass fuck and the image of 2D characters gyrating on my dick makes me hard.' Now I understand that as human beings, we've got urges; and I'm not some lame anti-porno Bible thumper, but I am simply not seeing this 2D porno thing. I mean, when watching The Little Mermaid, did you ever feel the need to screw her with the little crab thing? Or when watching Futurama, did you ever stop to think, "Hey, I wonder how that one eyed chick would look with tentacles in her mouth?" No, I didn't think so, but anime freaks seem to think this is perfectly natural evolution for cartoons. 'I watch cartoons, therefore I would like to see cartoon characters shoving kitchen utensils up each other's orifices.'

     One rather disturbing trend in this anime porn crap is to showcase quite young individuals. Now, hentai ninjas defend this sickening theme by saying that because they're cartoons, they have no age. Excuse me, what? Does that mean that drawings of infants wearing strap-on dildos is acceptable behavior? Next, these cartoon wanking freaks might argue that the age of consent is 13 in Japan. Hey shithead, are you Japanese? No? Then shut the fuck up. And even if you were, that doesn't mean it's any less sick and reprehensible. In a last spasm of defense, they even use crap like, "Well, uh, would you rather pedophiles were viewing real child porn or cartoons?" Uh, what? Is that anything like saying, "Would you rather be poor and happy or rich and unhappy?" How about rich AND happy? How about pedophiles not look at real child porn OR cartoon porn? That would be none of the fucking above, Bob.

     Then, we got this tentacle crap. Please, somebody explain this shit to me. There are a lot of people completely screwed in the head, but come on -- when I think of squids and octopuses (that Octopussy chick in the James Bond flick aside), about the last thing I am looking for is my tube of K-Y. What next, jellyfish sex? Anemone and lobster threesomes? alt.sex.fetish.suction-cups? Earth to nerdboy, maybe the reason your girlfriend is your left hand and your wife is your right hand is because you get your jollies off of sea creatures instead of things like this.