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The problem with posting your e-mail address is that people actually e-mail you.

For instance, some guy says to me,

"Scooby-doo is not anime (understand japanimation). It's a cartoon ^_^"
	Wow. Thank you for that bit of wisdom, Scrotum-chan.

Another fellow writes,

"Why do you hate japanese people so much? Not all the guys have small dicks I bet. A lot probably do but so do lots of white guys"
	What's frightening is that this expert on male penis girth is a guy named Steve.

A "Setsuna" writes me (You are one seriously sad individual if you have to start naming yourself after fictional characters, especially fictional characters from shitty shows like Sailor Moon),

"oh and that guy you say is from resident evil, is actually a character called Hero Youi from a show called Gundam Wing"
	No, actually moron, that guy is some pasty spawn of incest at an anime convention. Yeah, in this thing called outside, there are these things called actual freaking people, not characters from your lame anime tapes.

News from the front reports,

"I heard our school's anime club actually has hazings in which people are asked questions about anime, and if they miss them they are spanked with a paddle. The school is Henry Clay High School in Lexingtoon, Kentucky. You would think they would be busy harvesting their tobacco crops or playing the banjo, but no.

And to clear up all of those rumors about Kentucky being full of inbred hicks playing banjo and not wearing shoes, well, they're all true. Fortunately, I was born in Ohio. It is a sad situation when you brag about being born in Ohio, but it's the truth."

It is with great regret that I announce that the brave lad who reported this bit of info was later found slain with paddle shaped marks all over his behind.

So some ub3r |33+ |-|4><0rz. called 'phoenix OMEGA' (What is it with 12 year olds and big, scary names?) boasts,

"As for how I obtained your mail addy, well.. I have my ways. It's really impossible to hide your e-mail addy totally; if you were to just make your site off of Tripod (which would stop me from obtaining your mail adress the way I did), I could just get a friend to dive into Tripod's mainframe and get the information out. But if it were that much trouble, I wouldn't bother mailing you."

That and my e-mail address is on the bottom of every single page on this site, including this one. Kids, what did your parents say about sniffing paint?

Illustrative of the mental deficiency of Canadians, a Xanders laughs,

"stupid the links at http://www.animesucks.com/frontpage.htm dontt work"

That would be because it's a screenshot, dimwit. It's because of people like this that they invented screencapping icons of "My Computer" and setting it as the background.

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